December 2010
65 posts
Won't be back on Tumblr till January.
Don’t go planning a funeral or pawning my shit and celebrating just yet…
For the third year in a row I get to look at all my Christmas presents then get up at 4 AM the next day to get shipped off to Yakima to spend a week slaving away in 3 degree weather. Law Enforcement is such a pleasant career field… I bet fire cadets don’t have to put up with this horseshit.
Well, if you care what I got for Christmas…
I got a super-soft fluffy T-shirt, German...
Happiness...
Well, almost. Bittersweet, surreal, yet still happiness. Things seem vivid and in focus, but not complete.
Played Shanghai (card game) with the family. On the last hand, the goal was to get 3 sequences. A sequence is 4 cards in a row of the same suit. I had: Ace of diamonds, 2 of diamonds, 3 of diamonds… 5 of diamonds, 6 of diamonds, 7 of diamonds… 9 of diamonds, 10 of diamonds, Jack of diamonds. I lost because I couldn’t ever get a 4, 8 or queen. I’m so unlucky.
Drumset: Check, Amps and gear: Check...
Repertoire, fan base and record label: Still a work in progress… Got my room all set up to be a band room. Yay! Now all I need is a band… asdfghjkl[semicolon] so alone …
haikaity replied to your post: haikaity replied to your post: Stayed up till…
Well I’m working all day for college grants and they have to be with me. I mean, you can either put it in my mailbox or my front step if you want. My box is black and on the farthest left.
That works. Now I don’t have to make two trips. You’re doing college stuff while you’re a Junior?...
haikaity replied to your post: Stayed up till midnight making Christmas cards… Uh…
I won’t be home tomorrow, don’t show up.
It’s not like you have to sign for it. Couldn’t I just give it to one of your folks? I kinda wanted to do all of them in one go to save gas…
Stayed up till midnight making Christmas cards… Uh oh, somebody’s fabulous! Tomorrow I quest around town distributing holiday joy in the Tempo, which my mechanic has apparently dubbed la bamba. Well, he knows cars better than me, so I guess I shall call it la bamba…
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/white flag
At 4:00 A.M., the 100th hour of my fast, I shall… eat. food. It’s over. I need to work out my stomach in time for Christmas dinner.
Hmm... Now what should I have for "break-fast?"
I don’t even remember what food tastes like. Okay, that’s not true.
Fasting, day 3.75
Fasting while I’m still growing was a bad idea. Also, not deciding exactly how long to go left me questioning it the whole way through. When I am fully grown, I’m going to beat my mom’s record of 7 days water only. Till, then, I guess it’s bon appetit.
haikaity replied to your post: haikaity replied to your post: Gonna go pick up…
Wasn’t peer pressure the reason why you continued in the first place? I thought Mitch said you couldn’t do it.
No. Mitch said I could go four days. Today is day four, and I’m still going. I fear he’s right though. God, I’m so damn conflicted right now. I feel like this whole thing is some...
haikaity replied to your post: Gonna go pick up the drumset from JC’s parents’…
STOP. BEING. ANOREXIC. YOU. TOOL.
Peer pressure never helped anybody. I’ll quit when I want to quit.
Gonna go pick up the drumset from JC’s parents’ house and bring it here today. I’m so excited! It’s been so long since I practiced. The anticipation kind of takes the sting out of the hunger. I’ll probably suck because my blood sugar is so low and my muscle mass is wasting away. Oh well.
Shrinking, day 3.5
None of my favorite clothes fit right anymore, including my Tuesday suit. Even my Underarmour is too loose. WTF?! It’s Spandex! Guess I’m not wearing a suit today.
Wearing a suit on a Tuesday says: “I’m a winner.”
Or it says: “I haven’t done laundry in a while.”
Post your computer’s screen resolution and your favorite colours in my “Ask” box, and I will make anyone a psychadelic wallpaper in Sumopaint. If you’re a 1280x800 or proportional, I already have some nice ones made that you might want to check out. I love saturated neon colours that contrast with black backgrounds, but I can think outside the box if that’s not your...
Fasting, day 3
Staying up late tonight so I can sleep through most of tomorrow. It’s easier to fast while sleeping, because the body uses far fewer calories, reducing the aches and pains associated with atrophic wasting. Woohoo! I’m as lethargic as a cold reptile.
On a semi-related note, my dad and stepmom got an Australian Bearded Dragon named Lightning, but he doesn’t do much because the...
I live in a lol-g house in north rofl-chester.
Forever alone...
Me: That's what she said!
Mitch: Who?
Me: I don't know.
Mitch: Exactly.
Me: That hurts deep...
Don’t test my nerves. I get crabby when I’m malnourished. On an unrelated note. Reblogs are too damned long for my mostly-text blog format. ~delete~
I should call it…
“Danorexia.”
Delirium.
On my mind: 1 Jumbo Jack with cheese. Large Curly Fries with catsup. Medium Oreo real ice cream milkshake. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
70 hours.
Need more water…
Starving, day 3(-ish)
I was texting my Mom and she said fasting wasn’t a good idea, but she made a rather hilarious typo.
“Farting [sic] when your [sic] still growing limits your growth.”
I lol’d.
Starving, day 2.5
Oh, god. My pee is yellow again, meaning my body has started absorbing my own muscle tissue to sustain life. I also found out this is a painful process. Yesterday, my legs ached constantly for the entire day, and today I have a continual burning sensation in my hands and arms. I just want to give up… On the bright side, I promised myself a packet of peanut butter crackers if I make it to...
Haikaity asks: “Speaketh, knave! Wherefore art thou fasting?” (I may have paraphrased)
To this, I answer. I don’t know, but now that I’ve started, I don’t want to look like a quitter.
Fasting, day 2(-ish)
All I can think about is hamburgers. This is so weird… The aches and pains are going away at least, but temptation is welling and I’m worried that my health will soon be jeopardized. This wouldn’t be so bad if I had more than one meal on Friday. It’s practically day 3.
Fasting, day 1.75
43 hours. 0 Calories. 0 Protein. 0. Vitamins or Minerals. My pee is completely colourless. I have zero energy. I felt myself hating everyone I saw at the grocery store. I don’t think I’ve ever hated a complete stranger before. I don’t think I can go on anymore.
Fasting, day 1.5: Fuck
I weigh 120 now. I’m manorexic. I’m at 36 hours, 4 days seems like an eternity. I’m all achy, and all I can think about is food.
Fasting, day one.
Approaching the 24 hour mark. I missed breakfast, had two cups of water for lunch, and I’m having a 4 cup dinner in a minute. Mitch says I’ll last four days.
I’m hungry.
Ugh
I don’t want to ever see another piece of cake for my whole life.
I’m gonna try fasting. It seems like it could be fun.
Starting now I’m fasting.
So I got this cake...
A whole cake, still in the package. Tomorrow is a half day and the last day of school before break. Cake Party! RSVP whenever.
I still haven’t decided where to have the cake-eating-party. Man, I throw some lame-ass parties.
So bored, I read my entire blog from June 11th to today just to check for typos.
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My family decided to go to a movie at the Olympic Club, but I have a meeting and wasn’t able to go. Then I remembered that it’s trash day, and now I have to do the whole house by myself. Gee, thanks Mom.
Speaking of being alone, wallowing in self-pity, I accidentally broke off a button on my favorite jacket, so I spent half an hour trying to thread a needle. Fuck I hate my...
Lost my driver's license.
I have no idea how long it’s been missing. Glad I haven’t been pulled over!
Got my college grades.
German: 4.0, Music: 4.0 High Score!!! Enter Name Here: D.A.N._
High Scores Hall Of Fame. D.A.N - 4.0 A.A.A - 3.8 F.U.K - 3.5 F.A.G - 3.4 J.O.E - 3.2
Hall Of Shame Kolton Grimm - 2.6
Copyright 1993 Atari Corporation All Rights Reserved “Postsecondary Rampage 2” is a registered trademark of Atari Corp.
Whatthefuck?!
Two people liked my post before my computer was even finished loading the dashboard after posting it. Fucking Dial-up…
I always thought I was the only person on the internet at 10:00 on a school night because I can’t tie up the phone line during reasonable business hours. Guess not. Apparently my friends are nocturnal.
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Due to a budget crisis and relatively low coal prices, I will be giving everyone a lump of coal for Christmas this year, regardless of perceived benevolence. I am truly sorry for the inconvenience.
hack
haikaity:
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Liar.
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Fail.
So I had to shoot a highlight film of Yule Feaste (A two hour production). Alone. Nobody else signed up, so I was responsible for getting all of the footage. I had to stay out of the way of the audience, the actors, the band, the choir, tech, and, of course, the professional film company doing the real filming who set up their three cameras in the very best spots.
That wasn’t too bad. Then,...
Does anyone have a scale model of baby Jesus...
Something about the size of an ice cube. Our nativity scene is missing the star of the show. You can’t spell Christmas without Christ… or Chris… or the letter S… or any of those, really. Take your pick. I guess you could spell it Xmas, but that’s not very formal. That’s not important, though. I need a plastic baby Messiah, if anybody has a spare Jesus baby lying...
I would like to offer you a cordial invitation to the pants party, hosted by yours truly.
